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When Loki first appears on the avengers

somethingbeyondprecious:

le-swoon:

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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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pricklylegs:

When you run out of those & start using condoms, that`s when it gets funny.

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cargohoo:

The first instrument I ever learned to play, and the only one I ever had any type of formal lessons on. My first teacher’s name was Zeke. He would chain smoke while he taught and he was fairly racist, even though he was probably holding back around 11 year old me. My second teacher was a filthy hippie dude, so that was pretty much it for me. This book is basically what everyone taught with and it even has a chapter in the back on how to build a banjo. That’s my original axe too. RIP Earl.

inoperant:

Cappadocia Hot Air Balloon 4 (1) (by angox)

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